Things Church Girls Don't Talk About is a comical, yet poignant story of a young church girl and her mother in search of true faith amidst a sea of toxic religion and eccentric Southern characters. Meet Mama Clarisse, whose sass gets her into trouble when she announces her husband’s adultery at his surprise birthday party. Enjoy the antics of her sister, Justine, who gets tipsy and does a “tell off” to her brother-in-law’s bow-legged mistress at his funeral.   Sympathize with Maggie as she tries to win the love of her cold, Irish father before he dies. Scoff at the narcissism of Jimmy Ray, a quirky preacher with a PH.D—Pentecostal hairdo. If you have a bone to pick with religion, or even if you don’t, you will be wooed by this charming and powerful tale of how mercy triumphs over judgment.